May 28, 2008
Why everyone should learn an instrument
In my experience, I’d say learning even the basics of my first instrument - the bass guitar - was as beneficial to me as learning the alphabet. First off, I will present some simple reasons why leaning an instrument is so rewarding.
Ø It’s a challenge, and it builds patience.
Of course, the level of the challenge changes depending on the instrument you’re taking on. But in any case, your instrument will pose some immediate challenges. For instance, on a guitar or bass, you have to develop calluses on your fingers - pressing those strings down hurts. But persistence pays off quickly - you can wake up in the morning with the ability to play something you couldn’t the night before. With these rock instruments in particular, you can learn to jam with other musicians very quickly, and jamming is some of the most fun you can have.
Ø You can have fun with it at any skill level.
Part of the reason for this is that more advanced musicians will gladly jam with a beginner - in my case, when I was just a young bassist, I had the opportunity to play with virtuoso guitarist Keston Barker, a fellow Windsor Housian, and this helped me to develop. You’re always on your feet when you’re playing with someone with more experience. Now when I’m playing with a beginning player, I find it not only lets me relax a lot while playing, but it helps me learn how to play simple things.
Ø Improvement is a constant possibility.
I went to a saxophone workshop in north Van a while back, and one of the instructors, who’d been playing for (about) 30+ years said, “If I ever run out of things to practice, I’m gonna quit playing.” They talked about a pianist friend of theirs, who’d died at around age 75, and they said that up until his last month, he would still come home from gigs at 2 a.m. and then practice until 4 a.m. Whether you’re just learning your instrument casually, or you’re a 70-year-old pianist named McCoy Tyner who played with John Coltrane, you’re never gonna reach a dead end.
Ø You listen to music in a totally different way.
Of course, if you’ve never touched an instrument in your life, it’s easy to take music for granted - not to say that non-musicians can’t like music, but I myself couldn’t appreciate a great guitarist like Nick Drake before taking up the instrument.
You start to listen to everything, and picture what the music would feel like if you were playing it. You start to ask, “How is that done?” And when you start learning theory, if you choose that path, you can recognize certain chord progressions, rhythms, or scales by ear - even in sounds that aren’t music, like human speech, or traffic sounds. Also, the theory can lead you to listen to music you wouldn’t have considered before - for instance, you could just be playing Nirvana all day, then suddenly become an Eric Dolphy fan. For instance.
Now, here are some arguments that I’d like to settle.
Ø An instrument? That’s a huge commitment! I don’t have time for that!
Not true. You don’t have to devote your whole life to it - like I said before, you can enjoy yourself with only four chords. And anyways, it’s a much better way of avoiding your homework than watching the boob tube.
Ø I like music, but I can’t play it. I’m not musical.
Of course you’re not musical if you don’t try an instrument. If you try it, you are musical. No one is born with the ability to play. If you are inclined to play, you can play.
Ø But I can’t even keep a beat!
What do you think drummers and metronomes are for?
Ø I can’t read music.
You don’t need to be able to read music to play it, especially if you’re just starting out. Whatever you need to learn off the top, a friend can show you.
I’d like to conclude that music can not only improve your life in all the ways I’ve mentioned and more, but that it puts good vibes in the air and improves the quality of life of people around you. I have had two people in my co-op, people I hardly even know, come up to me and say almost exactly the same thing: “I love hearing the saxophone - I feel like I’m living in Europe!” People want to hear music. Give it to ‘em.
February 26, 2008
Journal from February twenty-second
When ya wake up, ya gotta have that extra kick. And while many choose to destroy their existence with coffee1, tea is clearly the superior beverage.
1: Alright, I have nothing against coffee - I enjoy a good old cup every so often - it’s just that the ‘morning kick’ is usually associated with coffee, and I had to make it clear that I much prefer tea for this purpose.
2: The best brand of earl grey is Ridgeway’s Organic. It comes in a blue box, and is obtainable at Donald’s Market and Capers. It’s about five bucks a box, and the boxes contain forty bags. Even with that many bags, we still go through a box a week!
February 8, 2008
Another entry about jazz at the End cafe? Boring!
"Why this journal is late"
The reason I couldn’t submit this journal last monday is simple: I didn’t have time to write it on the weekend, because I was getting ready to play at the End Café on sunday night. So now I figure that I ought to write about what that was like.
1: “Equinox” is most commonly played in the key of C minor, but according to The Jazz Theory book, “the best players like to play it in its original key, C-sharp minor” (the latter being a harder key to play in). When Jason asked which key Fab and I played it in, he was quite impressed that we fall into the “best players” category.
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We played the following week as well, but only on two songs, and took a break on the third week. This coming sunday, we'll play again, and just an hour ago I learned a new song: "Maiden voyage" by Herbie Hancock. I'm going to aim to learn Wayne Shorter's "Footprints" soon as well.
December 22, 2007
Journal from December eighth
An Important leader
1: John Gilmore joined the Arkestra in the ‘50s, and is now one of its leaders as Sun Ra has returned to Saturn.
2: Mean Intervals: An interval is the name given to the difference in pitch between two notes, either sounded in succession or in unison. For example, the interval between a C and an F is called a fourth, because they are four notes apart (counting the C and the F, not just the notes between them - C-D-E-F). Now, Gilmore is using the word ‘Mean’ in the same way I would use the word ‘Wicked’ when referring to the guitar technique of ‘dead-stringing’.
Journal from December fifteenth
The Fab and I are big fans of prog rock - Yes, Jethro Tull, and the like. A fave, though, would be prog veterans King Crimson (known to their enthusiasts as ‘Crimso’). Fab will endlessly quote songs like “Epitaph” or “21st century schizoid man”. So, what’s there to complain about? Well, in 1974, ol’ Crimso called it quits, and then they resurfaced in 1981 with a new lineup, including the singer/guitarist Adrian Belew. They released an album called Discipline that year, featuring the lead track “Elephant talk”. Basically, the song is Adrian Belew pulling out his thesaurus and reading out all the words that have to do with talking. “Arguments! Agreements!” he yells, doing his best David Byrne impression1. Each verse features words starting with a different letter - “A”, “B”, et cetra. He even informs us of this extremely complex formula in the “D” verse, saying, “These are words with a “D” this time.” The only reason this song exists, and the reason for its title, is that Adrian Belew had cleverly found a way of making elephant noises on his guitar, and needed a way of showing this off.
Here in East Van, on
“This dust makes that mud”
“Tarantula” is a book by Bob Dylan - over one hundred pages of stream-of-consciousness writing. I remember the first time I opened it, being in awe of how little sense it seemed to make;
“Aretha / crystal jukebox queen of him & hymn….”2
I challenged The Fab to make sense of the book - huge mistake. He looked at it and went, “That doesn’t make sense! Bob Dylan is a crazy lunatic!!!!!!” All the time after that, virtually every time he came over, he would pull it out and say, “Okay, I’m going to make sense of this!!”, and naturally, he would just wind up getting more pissed off.
A band that I, myself, have never actually heard. The Fab makes them out to be absolute criminals, though. He says, “You have to hear them, so you can know what I’m going through!” I say, “Why would I want to do that?” He says that as long as I haven’t heard them, I’m not allowed to complain about him complaining about them. Along with My Chemical Romance, he is ready to complain about Fallout Boy, Panic! at the disco, +44, Blink 182, Angels and Airways, and so on, at any hour of the day. You may wonder how he even knows about all these bands that he despises so much. Well, that leads us to the final complaint, the root of all evil, the thing that every complaint he ever had will eventually trace back to….
Graham may seem like a normal guy; enjoys a laugh, has some hobbies, likes his friends. Little did The Fab know, Pure Evil lurked below that funny, slightly portly exterior. By The Fab’s account, one day Graham came up, shoved his ear bud headphones in his (The Fab’s) ears, and said, “Listen to this My Chemical Romance, isn’t it great?” He also subjected The Fab to all the bands I mentioned above.
Now, regardless of what he is complaining about, The Fab will almost invariably end his rants (which we’ll get to in a moment) with, “Ugh, I hate Graham!!” To sum it up, I’ll give you an analogy that The Fab makes often; if The Fab was Jerry Seinfeld, Graham would be Newman.
1: David Byrne was the singer from the Talking Heads. His style was less singing and more yelling in a sort of preacherly way. When David did his thing, it was original and witty. When Adrian Belew, who played guitar with the Talking Heads, ripped him off, he sounded like a jackass.
The Fab’s preferred medium to express these complaints it The Rant. The Fab is a master of the Rant, which is no small achievement - if you’re a bad Ranter, you’ll quickly bore your audience, and The Fab is no bore. His ability to segue from one Rant to another holds one’s attention, and he never runs out of things to complain about. The Fab is an actor, so he sometimes finds clever ways of Ranting in a certain character. The supreme example of this is the Great Peeping Tom, an artful conduit by which The Fab Rants about Gangsta Rap. Peeping, as he is sometimes called, is an unfathomably prolific white rapper, releasing a new album every five minutes or so (all of them concept albums). I remember his birth; we were playing video games in The Fab’s room, and suddenly, he began talking in Peeping’s imitable voice. “Ah kiwed a man when ah was six yeahs owd, y’undestan? Ah was inna stoodeeo, recoydin mah firs EP, anna recoydin engineeah disst mah rahms, so ah bit his heddoff, y’undestan. An dat became th issperation fo mah firs album: “Bitin’ a man’s head off in the studio”.
December 4, 2007
Journal from October eighth
How I came to love jazz
Journal from October first
Cadilac [sic] - T. Rex
Simplicity is key in rock music and indeed, hook-crafting, so we’ll begin with one of its kings -- Mr. Marc Bolan. This song features a simple yet effective guitar riff (one chord, an open D) and the most primary1 message in all of music: “I love ya, babeh!” Anyone who’s known me for more than a week is likely to have heard me burst out with Marc’s declaration of “Babeh, I wanna buy you a Cadillac!” (I usually revise it to ‘Buy you a bayou’.) It’s in the melody and words -- ‘listen to this song again!!’
Psycho killer - Talking heads
I was in a record store one afternoon, the album ‘Talking heads: 77’ playing loudly from every corner of the room, and when ‘Psycho killer’ came on, everyone started dancing and singing along. It’s impossibly catchy. The pulse of the opening bass line, the nervously intoned vocals of David Byrne and the staccato guitar are inescapable. The strange addition of French in the chorus and the entirely French bridge also contribute to the hook factor. “Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est ?”
So, we’ve already looked into lyrical, melodic and guitar hooks. What about those “technical proficiency hooks” I referred to earlier?
Roundabout - Yes
It opens with the harmonic-laden guitar of Steve Howe, perhaps a hook in its own right. After this mediaeval-themed intro, roughly a minute long, we experience a falling feeling and are then caught and held aloft by the real hook: Chris Squire’s wondrous bass line. The bass guitar was my first instrument, so I have always felt that I have a deep connection with the bassist I’m listening to, especially because of how ignored the instrument is by the general pop-music listening public. I would say the reason for its being so underappreciated is that most rock bassists, in the lightest terms, suck terribly-- but that’s another story, as Mr. Squire is first-class. I listen to the bass line, and my head just snaps back-- it wouldn’t be an overstatement to say that I Am In Love with it. Proving his talent even further (as though he needs to), Squire sings as well, inflecting a melody that is, once again, a hook. Yet many people could hear ‘Roundabout’ and be quite unaffected, nay, turned off by what they would perceive as bombast. “Puke” is a word they would use. But they know not what they do.
Too obvious? Well, the song is all hook - un-emit-able (not inimitable). We are confronted right off by the hook of the guitar riff-- wicked dead-stringing in tow2.
The loud drums and heavy bass enter, moshing ensues. When we reach the verse, another couple of hooks are immediately apparent.
Denise - Fountains of
This single opens with yet another guitar hook, again complete with wicked dead-stringing. Singer Chris Collingwood brings us back to The Primary Colours of Rock with the incredibly embarrassing opening line “I know this girl named Denise / She makes me weak at the knees.” The second part of the verse features the sure-fire hook of Sha-na-na-na, na-na, na backing vocals, and the equally embarrassing line “I can’t help myself.” We then reach the chorus and the post-chorus interlude, with their hooky vocal and keyboard melodies, respectively. The whole process repeats, and a rock’n guitar solo is included before the pop powerhouse is wrapped up.
Everybody thinks I’m a raincloud when I’m not looking - Guided by Voices
Robert Pollard is the singer of Guided by Voices, a gifted poet with a mind-blowing sense of melody. The chorus of this song combines these two superpowers perfectly. A notable hook besides this is the drum part building slowly during the opening, and dropping out in parts of the chorus as Pollard sings “Everyday, it’s another world”.
Saint Elmo’s fire - Robert Fripp and Brian Eno
I gotta admit, Brian Eno’s voice doesn’t do much for me, so there would have to be something in this song that really gets me for me to mention it. It’s Fripp’s guitar solo. Part of it is just the sound of his guitar alone-- it’s the most beautiful of sounds. Fripp has a way of choosing notes that contain so much emotion, love, resigned happiness….It’s something to behold. Other than the solo, I also enjoy the simple beauty of the lyric “In the blue august moon”.
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1: See attached page on The Primary Colours of Rock. The primary that Marc is concerned with, in virtually all cases, is horny.
2: Dead-stringing is when a guitarist mutes the strings with her left hand while striking them, so that no discernable pitch is actually sounded, just a percussive chk. The technique is often found in funk, and is not to be confused with ‘palm-muting’, which is when the guitarist mutes the strings with his right hand, resulting in a more staccato note than usual. Inclusion of dead-stringing in a guitar riff always gets me, and I always use the word ‘wicked’ when referring to it.
October 20, 2007
Where am I?
I have been attending a school in the west end, City School, which is located within the King George school building. I am actually taking classes for pretty much the first time ever, English among them. This is where my writing has been going. Each week we are required to write a journal, usually on a topic that is chosen for us. The best ones so far have been 'A social outcast' (which I wrote about Prickle from Gumby Adventures), 'Musical hooks' (my choice), and 'My imaginary friend.' I will post all of these here.
I'm listening to 'Midnite Vultures' by Beck. I discovered that there are two other fellow-fans of this album at City School among the thirty or so students in attendance.
For art class, or rather in place of it, I am organizing a Coffee House with my new business partner, Tamlyn. It will feature music, poetry reading and, of course, COFFEE! I am planning on performing solo guitar pieces, which I will have to write, and jazz. I actually wrote one the guitar pieces yesterday - the whole thing. This is like a miracle for me! I used a riff I created a few months ago, and the ending is quite Yes-ish. It will appear either here or on glissando as soon as it's recorded. I have already performed it for The Fab and Sarrah, who both enjoyed it, in all its mercurial glory.
